Friday, August 26, 2005

My own personal concundrum

I decided to not wear a bra to work today to see what reaction I would get from customers.

It's not like I wore a tight tank top to accentuate my mammary mosquito bites though. I wore a plain t-shirt so I suppose you couldn't really tell, but still..you could sorta tell.

Anyhow, there's been scientific proof that wearing bras causes a greater chance for breast cancer because of the constricted blood vessels or something or the other. So, in the greater scheme of things, I was just trying to protect my health.

So as it goes, 10 grown men blatantly ogled my breasts as I handed them their change. That was sorta gross but I forgave them because that's just what grown men do when they come into contact with a 23 year old.

27 people (both men and women) had the yo-yo effect of looking at my face, darting their eyes to my chest, and then darting back up to my eyes. It was quite entertaining though having them think that I didn't notice that 3 second reaction.
The men I didn't care for, but the women who did this I wanted to just shout out, "Yeah, that's right, lady. No establishment shackles on these beauties. Jealous, much?"


There were plenty of other customers who didn't have a reaction at all. Maybe they were just respectful and knew me too well.

Maybe the others thought I was a 16-year old boy.